Celebrity Showmance

Lady Victoria Hervey writes all over Jamie's car and Kyle has to dodge a few flying pots at the garden centre, before Hayley's famous dad makes an appearance.

Jamie dons lycra to become Lady V's superhero, Hayley's very public fake orgasm embarrasses Kyle, Chloe nearly drowns Abz and Kyle looks set to propose.se.

Kyle has a wardrobe malfunction while taking sexy selfies, Jamie becomes Lord of Lady V's manor and Chloe faces her fears of nature by going camping, where she gets saucy with Abz.

This time, Kyle dons lederhosen, Jamie cross-dresses at Pride, Lady V pulls a real trout pout, and Chloe and Abz drop the mic at karaoke.

It’s the first stage of our celebrities’ Showmance, so like any famous couple they are donning disguises and sneaking about, pretending that nothing is going on – while furiously trying to ignite social media. This week Kyle makes a monkey of himself, and Lady V and Jamie O’Hara take a walk on the wild side. Plus Abz gets a rather unique massage from Chloe, and Kyle and Hayley channel their inner Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston.