Unhappily Ever After

When finding out that all the teachers in her school didn't pass an exam for teaching, Tiffany is worried that all her years at Northridge Junior College will be worth nothing for Harvard. So she decides to teach her teachers so that they can pass the exam before it is too late.

Tiffany has to paint a picture for art class, but gets them mixed up with Ryan's and starts to be a success, but feels bad about using his work for success.

Tiffany decides to help Ryan try and win over Barbara.

While dating a guy, Tiffany decides that he might be the one to lose her virginity to, but then Barbara gets in the way.

Jimbo, a fast food millionaire with a burger joint, hires Ryan only to try and win Tiffany's heart by making a burger called the Tiffany Burger.

While Tiffany and Barbara write up their applications for college, Tiffany makes a lie about knowing how to play the violin, but finds out that she has to play even though she doesn't really know how.

Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.

A rich, overwight girl named Taffy has a crush on Ryan, so he dates her for her money.

Jack sells expensive toilets illegally so Ryan and Tiffany can buy a Porsche.

Ryan tells Tiffany he slept with Penny, a girl she hates, but Tiffany has trouble keeping it a secret.

Elliot, the school newspaper editor, sues Tiffany for sexual harassment when she tries to get him a front page story. Ryan gets to take over the horoscopes in the school paper.

To get money for the cable bill, the family goes on the game show Smart and Stupid, but Tiffany tells Barbara she looked fat and stupid on TV.

Tiffany faces off against Barbara in a fencing competition so she can get a good job.

Ryan and Tiffany sign as Ross's parents for him to retake his IQ test, after he gets an average score of 100.

After Tiffany remembers Ryan locking her in a closet ten years before, Tiffany makes phone calls to Ryan telling him to beware of the closet monster. Ryan finds Jack, Barbara, and Ross dead and suspects Tiffany.

Tiffany's love letters to Jacques, her European boyfriend, end up in Barbara's hands. Meanwhile, Mr. Floppy holds a phone vote to decide if he should stay with Drew Barrymore.

Tiffany is annoyed when Jerome, her sensitive boyfriend, won't stand up to rude people at a movie.

After being fouled out in a game of basketball by a girl, Ryan decides to prove that men are better than women in basketball.

Tiffany gets angry when she must run errands for A. Cyril Studebaker, her literatue teacher, to get an A.

Ryan and Tiffany investigate about the dancing baby conspiracy in a parody of The X-Files.