Toast of London

Toast is cast in a West End play along with legendary actor and drinker Ormond Sacker, who has just come out of rehab.

With the promise of a potential role in Kevin Spacey's House of Cards, Toast takes part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse.

Toast experiences the charisma of Mad Men star Jon Hamm, and Toast and his brother Blair visit their dying father - guest Brian Blessed - in his castle to find out who will inherit the Toast fortune.

Toast's romance with a weather girl is thrown into jeopardy when he and Ed are asked to judge an international beauty contest.

Live on chat show Lorraine Toast tells a tale that could not only topple the US Government but also destroy the entire world. Meanwhile, he's got an outdoor production of Macbeth to prepare for.